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WarpJack, Space Pirate Energy Drink

Notice to the valued captains and sailors of New Tortuga. It is imperitive that prior to any warp jump incursion that all crew suppliment with WarpJack. This Zero Calorie Ginger Beer has added Ginger Extract to help you avoid warp sickness through trans-galactic jumps, along with Guarana and a full daily dose of Vitamin C to help solidify the constitution for long voyages. Vanilla and Orange flavor are added to make it irresistable to your crew.

Proceed all warp jumps with WarpJack, and Happy Hunting!

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